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One of the best things about Kathmandu is that instead of bread before a meal, you get popcorn.

I didn't change my pants for 5 days whilst hiking.

I also didn't take a shower for about seven.

Buying magazines is twice the price of buying books, but sometimes a girl just wants to read Vogue.

Getting your laundry done means your whites come back with brown stains. Yummy.

If you go to an Irish bar, there will be an annoyingly loud Northern Irish guy discussing the football.

Diet coke does not exist in Kathmandu, and if it does, it is three times the price of the regular stuff.

Solar power means that toilets and showers don't work in the morning.